havetubawilltravel: (EVERYTHING IS FILLED WITH RAINBOWS)
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Pinkie's having a darn good day. Such a good day that she's decided to go check on Twilight, whom she hasn't seen in a rather long time. Like in quite a few days' time.

"Tra la la la la la la!" she sings. The tune gets louder and louder as she bounces her way to the door of the Books and Branches.

"Gosh," she says, stepping over the threshold, "I haven't seen Twilight since the flowerpot incident! Hope she still isn't mad!" Curious, she makes her way inside.

Date: 2012-07-23 03:10 am (UTC)
no_vampires_plz: animated closeup of Twilight's face, looking extremely stressed and with one eyelid twitching (MONITOR ALL THE THINGS)
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All seems to be well in the library proper. When Pinkie gets to the upstairs living quarters... that's something else again.

The usually tidy room is strewn with papers and open books, and cluttered with easels on which various graphs are drawn. Every window is occupied by at least one high-powered telescope pointing toward the sky. And Twilight, sporting a white bandage just below her frizzed mane, is rapidly running from one instrument or graph to another, muttering to herself as she goes. "Off by point zero two from yesterday... carry the fifteen... negative azimuth on the fourteenth moon..."

"Hey, Pinkie," calls Spike from across the room, where he's enjoying what is almost certainly not his first tub of ice cream today.

Date: 2012-07-23 03:36 am (UTC)
no_vampires_plz: (Spike)
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"Who cares, as long as I get to keep eating ice cream?" Spike scoops out another spoonful of Cherry Berry Bonanza. "Sorry, Future Spike."

Date: 2012-07-23 04:14 am (UTC)
no_vampires_plz: (SCIENCE!)
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"Ah, Pinkie. I'm glad you're here." Twilight pulls Pinkie over to one of the more complicated-looking telescopes. "Can you help me recalibrate the apertures on the nine-and-a-quarter catadioptric telescopes?"

Date: 2012-07-23 04:24 am (UTC)
no_vampires_plz: (taking notes)
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Twilight doesn't seem to notice; she just walks off to check another telescope. "So I was thinking. After I came to see Madam Pinkie and the flowerpot landed on my head--see the bandage? Just like the bandage from the future..."

Date: 2012-07-23 04:37 am (UTC)
no_vampires_plz: animated closeup of Twilight's face, looking extremely stressed and with one eyelid twitching (MONITOR ALL THE THINGS)
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"I had an epiphany after that flowerpot," Twilight continues. "Doing things didn't work, not doing things didn't work, and I couldn't predict the future, either! So I only had one other choice..."

She leaps up to where the earth pony is standing and stares her straight in the face, her bleary, bloodshot eyes mere inches from Pinkie's.

"MONITOR. EVERYTHING."

Date: 2012-07-23 04:47 am (UTC)
no_vampires_plz: (nervous breakdown)
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Fortunately for Pinkie, Twilight zips off as quickly as she arrived, staring into yet another telescope. "That way, no matter what happens in the future, I'll be ready! I thought I saw something last night in the Horsehead Nebula, but after staring at it for three straight hours, I realized I was wrong."

Date: 2012-07-23 04:54 am (UTC)
no_vampires_plz: (nervous breakdown)
From: [personal profile] no_vampires_plz
"Oh, I didn't sleep, I haven't slept since Future Twilight was here," Twilight babbles enthusiastically. "There are only three days left until next Tuesday, I can sleep all I want after that!"

That prompts a frown from Spike, even as he pulls the lid off another tub of ice cream. "You've been awake too long, Twilight..."
Edited Date: 2012-07-23 04:57 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-07-23 05:06 am (UTC)
no_vampires_plz: (alarmed)
From: [personal profile] no_vampires_plz
What? No, it can't be--

POOF. Twilight teleports up to the ledge where Pinkie was standing a moment ago. "Pinkie, did you finish recalibrating the apertures on the nine-and-a-quarter inch catadioptric telescopes??"
Edited Date: 2012-07-23 05:07 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-07-23 05:12 am (UTC)
no_vampires_plz: (facehoof)
From: [personal profile] no_vampires_plz
Twilight angles the telescope higher, and higher, and higher...

...and realizes that looking at the sun through a telescope is a really bad idea.

"AGH!" She pulls back with a cry of pain, clapping her forehoof to her face. "My eye!"
Edited Date: 2012-07-23 05:16 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-07-23 05:22 am (UTC)
no_vampires_plz: (Solid Sparkle)
From: [personal profile] no_vampires_plz
A very familiar sleepy pirate with a weird mane-cut, at that.

"The eyepatch..." Twilight blanches. "Another sign!"

She gallops over to a pile of books and reads a list on top of the pile. "Nearly all the signs have come true," she wails. "I haven't done a thing to prevent the catastrophe!"

Another gallop, this time over to a freestanding chalkboard filled with equations. Her mind is racing even faster than her hooves. "If Tuesday's tomorrow, and the disaster happens by Tuesday morning, then there's only one solution: I'll just have to...

"STOP. TIME."

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