Pinkie Pie's Welcome to Milliways song

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Here are the lyrics to the song Pinkie sings whenever she meets someone who's just entered the bar!

Well, welcome to Milliways, your first drink is free!!
The bathrooms are that way if you really need to...
If you're hungry, just ask Miss Bar and she will see!
If she can getcha supper...
Or a chocolate picker-upper!
Or a glass of orange freeze!

Instrumental break!

(SPOKEN): Or if you need to, ask the rats! They're realllly super friendly! Hi, Esmeralda!

The very first time she'll let you drink for free!
But if you want any more, she'll only charge you a teeny little fee!
And you can pay it off by by serving stuff while she takes a nap or three!
And when she wakes up, she'll give you a key!
So you can go upstairs and take a rest and let the universe be!

(SPOKEN): Seriously, you can do ANYTHING here! Just stay away from the karaoke machine! It did something REALLY weird to Twilight!

Out back there's a stable
And a lake where you can swim
Just grab a life preserver if you're able
and you can jump right in!

There's a forest out there too,
But I really wouldn't go there, honey!
Because hiding under the sky so blue
are a buncha demon bunnies!

(Downbeat)

There are only three rules
That you need to know without fail
If you don't remember all of them
They'll throw you in jail!

(The music suddenly grows lively again)

Don't fight with ponies you know from back home,
And don't ask her to make you stuff that hurt anypony,
And No smoochin' where anypony can see!

Yes listen to me my friend
And you'll be trouble-free!
Another happy member
of the Milliways family!

(Spoken): Oh, and there's a monster in the lake!